Sunday, September 21, 2008

VIDEO: Ultimate Poltical Rant About Los Angeles by Zuma Dogg (HILARIOUS!)





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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Los Angeles Under Attack of Corrupt Politicians! (Citizen's Alert!) TAKE BACK THE CITY, TAKE BACK THE NATION!

Bill O'Reilly and Hannity and Colmes of Fox News, Lou Dobbs and Glenn Beck of CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, New York Times, Bloomberg News, Wall Street Journal and bloggers across the nation should be paying attention and reporting on what is happening in Los Angeles, California under Mayor Antonio Villaraiogsa and the 15 City Councilmembers that he has his hooks in.

Why do YOU care about the fact that Los Angeles is going bankrupt and the State of California just had it's bond rating downgraded? (NOW TIED ONLY WITH DISASTER-PLAUGED LOUSIANA FOR THE LOWEST BOND RATING IN THE NATION!!!)

So the "Golden State" is quickly becoming the "Tarnished State" as even the State Unemployment Fund is running out, and the State will not even be able to make the payments to those who expect and bank on them.

Experts seem to feel; as goes California, so goes the rest of the nation. Especially if you subscribe to the "only as strong as the weakest link" theory; and also feel that one bad apple will spoil the whole cart.

What makes California so different? Primarily, Los Angeles County; and more specifically Los Angles City which is comprised of four million (accounted for) people.

Now, we all know most (if not all) elected officials get their palms greased by special interests, and there is some degree of cronism and favoritism and corruption:

BUT THE GENERAL FUND OF TAXPAYER MONEY IS LITERALLY UNDER ATTACK BY VILLARAIGOSA AND LOS ANGELES CITY COUNCIL THROUGH THEIR COMPLEX RACKET OF LEGISLATION THAT STEAMROLLS RIGHT THROUGH ETHICS AND STRAIGHT INTO AND F.B.I. INVESTIGATION CURRNETLY UNDERWEIGH AT LOS ANGELES CITY HALL!

ZumaTimes.com sources have claimed that the "Fibbies" have been to the ITA department to inquire into the "email retention policy" and whatever reason the Feds are using to launch an investingation (this one centers around City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo and his wife's consulting firms) -- insiders believe this is only a tact to uncover the tip of the iceberg, which may lead to a chilling fishing expedition into Los Angeles City Council and Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa.

READ ALL ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN LOS ANGELES: CITY UNDER ATTACK BY A CORRUPT, SOCIALIST MAJORITY AT LADailyBlog.com.

If you have not been to Los Angeles in the past five years, even past two years...you will notice the change. And with the economy; forclosures; inflation; job loss; and everything tanking...the City of Los Angeles will not be able to provide the basic municipal services like trash removal and park and recreation maintence. Let alone lack of police and fire response. People will not be able to pay their utility bills...THE CITY IS ON A FAST DOWNHILL PATH! It IS a matter of national security in the opinion of LA residents, and now in the opinion of the F.B.I.
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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Time In A Bottle
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Review: The Zuma Dogg Show (Comments from fans, celebrities and press)

Have you seen "The Zuma Dogg Show?"

"Zuma Dogg is the only American comedian today wearing the comedy-genius mantle once borne by Lenny Bruce, Allen Funt and Andy Kaufman." - Michael Heaton/Cleveland Plain Dealer.

"Love your show buddy. I watch it all the time. Keep up the good work." - Adam Sandler

"Brain-seizing artistry" - D. Harvey/LA Weekly

"Everyone watches Zuma Dogg!" - Reggie Miller/NBA All Star

"David is such as fan, as am I. Jennifer says, "hello." We show you videos to everyone at our parties." - Courteney Cox-Arquette

"Zuma Dogg is the bomb!" - Emilio Estevez

"I've seen your show on TV. Keep up the good work." - Dennis Franz

"We need your videos for our tour bus" - Dean DeLeo (Stone Temple Pilots)

"Look who it is everyone! You are really getting those guys." - Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa (when he saw ZD)

COMMENTS FROM VIEWERS OF "THE ZUMA DOGG SHOW"
(Hard to believe, but I wouldn't make this up. Actual comments emailed by viewers.)

I was not at all prepared for the brilliance of your show.

In all honesty I was absolutely blown away. It was the most fresh,funniest, innovative thing that I've seen on television in the past five years.

You're a genius! When can we catch more shows? Do you have any of your old shows available?

honestly, you may have been the funniest person i've ever see. I was laughing so hard I woke up my girlfriend.

If i owned a big TV company your show would be on 24/7!! I have never laughed so hard for so long, it's awesome. Can't wait for the next one, me and my friends will be talkin about it for a week! lol...

How can I get a copy of tonight's episode? It was the funniest thing I've seen in years. Thank you.

I hope you know you have the best show in the history of the planet!

I was wondering if I could maybe get your Autograph...It would mean alot...I know a ton of kids at my skool that love your show too....Theyare always talking in your voice and going crazy.....

you have the best show ever, you are the best white rapper in the world!!!

It was so beautiful that I had tears in my eyes. Let's just say I was moved.

I think your show displays a VERY intelligent and socially conscience realistic view of the world and you do it in a very original and very artistic way.

NOBODY HAS DONE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. Keep it up.

i love your show. it is the most excellent thing in all of televisionland.

My name is Lauren and let me begin by saying you are one of the finest displays of unconventional genius I've seen in a long time.

We just wanted to write to let you know how spectacular we thought your show was.

Hey baby! First of all I want you to know that I am from Portugal and I really love you. I hope you read this mail and write me back......Kisses and hugs! Vanessa

i was just wondering, if there's anyway i can buy your shows on video or something.

my boyfriend and i just stumbled upon you singing saturday night fever tunes - and we can't stop laughing - thanks...

i am watching a taped copy of your show that was sent here to new orleans louisiana from Jim Vanberber (horror movie director) we dig this show please keep it up.

I caught your last episode. Let me tell you that it was a Classic. The part about Elton John had me laughing all night.

Do you sell your music or videos of your show? If not, you should. Your latest song is good as hell.

saw your show the other night and let me say,it was some of the funniest shit i've seen on tv in a long time,keep up the good work.

My girlfriend and i caught your show for the first time 3 weeks ago. I taped it and show it around to friends. It is so g-damn funny. I keep waiting to see you somewhere.

Just to let you know, I dig what you do, you are a funny and talented person. It tookme a couple shows to get it but now I got it so keep it up, look forward to the new shows.

It's not funny. It's not even comedy. We can't imagine anyone would ever watch this. - Comedy Central

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Zuma Times MEGA Edition (3/23/08)

ZUMA TIMES
politics and pop culture
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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Zuma Times Mega-Master Shady Report (3/10/08-3/22/08)

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